There are two types of ...

There are two types of people I have met in life.
One who tried to prove, in various ways, that god exists and good prevails...
and other who failed to convince me otherwise...

Life Spiked...

Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Said Shakespeare
And Spike Milligan documented his really well.
Reading "Adolf Hitler- My Part In His Downfall" and this one by Asha, I had to List all the wisdom from Spike.
So o here it is.

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
(French Translation) - Apéritif: a set of dentures.
I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.
I told you I was ill!
Spike Milligan

What exactly are they supposed to learn?

Nursery rhymes, those stupid things I was made to recite without understanding a single word.
Looking back I am really glad I did not understand them.
I mean, why would you want to learn some thing like Jack and Jill.
Two presumably hardworking kids climb up a hill to get a bucket full of water, lose balance and sustain possibly fatal cranial injuries.
Why!!!

Nice roly-poly character Mr. Humpty Dumpty is peacefully sitting on the wall, watching life go by. Falls, breaks and then no one can fix him again.
I am sure orthopaedic surgery did not form a part of military training those days.
No wonder all the king’s men and horses could not put him together again.
What were you hoping?
HORSES!!! For god’s sake. (I once tried to make one pee in a can, THAT was a strain on its brains)

I remember my four year old cousin singing a stupid thing called Piggy on the railway.
Now this one’s about a innocent little piggy picking stones on the railway line (Now why would a pig do that?) who gets run over by an engine who’s engine driver say’s I don’t care.
The kid lives in Mumbai, crosses the railway line to go to school, father takes the local train to work, spend more than 3 hours in the train every day.
Am I glad that the school is actually no good and my cousin still does not really understand English!

London Bridge is falling down, a tale for massive catastrophe which destroys one of the most valuable historical monument of the time.
Why!! Why!!
What kind of a person living in a largely monsoon dependent, agricultural society asks rain to go away, and to Spain (where is that)!!! And don’t show your face again?
Why!!
My dear pet ‘s in the well, drowning, now that’s the kind of thing I would want to sing. So I start Ding Dong Bell…
Nice good looking girl in beautiful long black skirt is eating her evening snack. Miss Muffet had to be terrorized by a spider. And I shall sing for that.
Three visually impaired rodents get their tails severed by the farmer’s wife. Now that’s something you got to celebrate.
!!!

Ring-A-Ring Roses. I loved this one, largely because I don’t understand a word of it.
I liked it till Asha happed to describe the origin of the thing.
It seems it was some kind of chanting to ward of the plague. Ring-a-Ring Roses is supposed to stand for the red rashes that are first symptom of plague. “Pocket Full of Posies” are supposed to keep the plague away. But then they all get the Pneumonic Plague and sneeze and sneeze, Hush Busha and eventually all fall down to their death.

Now did I really need to learn that?

If I ever have kids, they are never going to school.

Black Friday

Music: Indian Ocean
Lyrics: Piyush Mishra

Bharam Bhap Ke, Sharam Dhap Ke Karam Naap Ke Bhaga re..(3)

Jamhuri Ki Mala Ban Gayi (3)
Jee Janjaal Ka Jaala Re

Bharam Bhap Ke, Sharam Dhap Ke Karam, Naap Ke bhaga re..(3)

Jung Ka Rang Sunehera Samjha(3)
Lekin Baad me Gehera Samjha
Jung Ka Rang Tha Kaala Re..

Bharam Bhap Ke, , Sharam Dhap Ke, Karam Naap Ke Bhaga Re..(3)

Bharam=Illusion
Bhap= to realize
Sharam=Shame
Dhap=to cover
Naap=to measure
Jamhuri=People, Public
Janjaal=Trouble
Jung = War
Sunehra = Golden
Gehera = Deeper, Denser
Kaala = Black

Like the part in bold, Dont understand the "Jamhuri ki maala......" line.

Happy Losar

www.tibetlink.com: "Happy Losar (Tibetan New Year). Tibetans all over the world celebrated Tibetan New Year Which falls on February 9th 2005, The Year of the Wood Hen. The word Losar is a Tibetan word for New Year. LO means year and SAR means new. "

Made it to Bylakuppe right in time to celebrate Losar. Stayed inside Sera Jey monastery.
Two days, 525 Kms on bike, 4 Tibetan monasteries, 10 Km of walk on starriest of nights I have seen.

Crash course in Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

All Pictures
Truck Load of Monks and Monkeys (Female monks are actually called just Nuns) headed for the big new year bash

BLACK

Was discussing the other day about three "Black" movies releasing back to back (Black Friday might never come to theatres) when I suddenly realise that every single thing that I bought through the past one year is black (or gray or dark blue that Mom refuses to recognize as anything but BLACK). Two black Sweatshirts, One black trouser, One Black Kurta, another almost black kurta, Two black T-Shirts (One saying "Life Sucks, Suck it back"), one black backpack saying "Shit happens"
Is there a pattern?

Intelligent Design

A theory I always believed but had trouble puting into words, without dragging "God" or "Super-Natural" into it.

An Introduction to Intelligent Design: "What is Intelligent Design?
Something has been intelligently designed when it is the end product of a thoughtful process that had that product in mind. In other words, intelligent design originates in a mind.
"

The Theory:
The theory of intelligent design holds that certain features of the universe and living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, and are not the result of an undirected, chance-based process such as Darwinian evolution.