Said Shakespeare
And Spike Milligan documented his really well.
Reading "Adolf Hitler- My Part In His Downfall" and this one by Asha, I had to List all the wisdom from Spike.
So o here it is.
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
(French Translation) - Apéritif: a set of dentures.
I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.
I told you I was ill!
Spike Milligan
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