Reporting on a 5 day game

...that ends in a draw, one has to let the imagination run wild.

'What Test cricket needs is more draws' | Andy Zaltzman's World Cricket Podcast : "Is it logistically possible for Graeme Smith to play an elegant shot? Physics suggests not. Smith is without question, a very good batsman. He's skilful, powerful, and cussed and he delivers when it matters as often as a top-grade midwife. But he does all that, while looking like he's trying to open a can of tomatoes with a sledgehammer."

Zaltman is more of a comedian than a journalist, and only good thing that came out of cricinfo's "Page 2" initiative.